coming soon: Traffic Stopper

Linsey news alert: Linsey is scheduled for a celebrity boxing match against model Jodie Marsh at Manchester's M.E.N. Arena on September 9th, '05. The card opens at 8PM. Linsey and Jodie are the only female celebs. The rest are male footballers, magazine editors, TV performers and other individuals you don't give a damn about. We're sure the girls will have no shortage of cornermen eager to spray them down with water, especially their chests. The guys will have to fend for themselves. For details, check out the Arena's website at Men-Arena.com. (They have spelled her name "Lyndsey" on their site.) Those of you who go to the event should give us your thoughts on the performances! Well, really just the Linsey and Jodie match...