Boobahontas
September 16th, 2014
Government historians have supressed the truth for years but now the facts can be revealed. Believe it or not. There once lived a tribe of unusually busty Englishwomen called the Soboobas. They led an isolated existence in the dense forests not far from Nottingham, where they lived off the land and also lapdanced for extra wampum. It was very difficult for them to find properly fitting brassieres so they dressed in fake animal skins. The Soboobas were raised by scouts for the Cleveland Indians and Atlanta Braves, who trained them in the art of Tomahawk swinging and pole dancing. At times, demented men...
Linsey: Secretary At Work
September 10th, 2014
Linsey goes to the office of her supervisor Miss Grosby to deliver a memo but she's out of the building, prompting Linsey to make a comment about her excessive lunches. It's obvious that LDM has no love lost for this unseen executive, whom Linsey thinks is a bitch. Linsey decides to snoop at employee dossiers that she finds in an unlocked file cabinet. She discovers that Miss Grosby keeps a personnel file on her amongst other employees, including decidedly non-corporate commentary about what Linsey wears at work and whether her nipples show through her blouses! Very unprofessional, to say the least!...
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Cuntess Suckula
September 4th, 2014
Trick or treat! You were told by the fat bastard Burger-Master at the village hamburger pub to keep away from the decaying castle. He told you the legend of evil Cuntess Suckula. He told you about her big-jugged reign of Halloween horror that lingers to this day. Why didn't you fucking listen, mate? Now you are trapped in a spider's web of terror, a boner-chilling terror you have never experienced before. Your garlic is useless, unless you brought a plate of spaghetti with you. At the stroke of midnight, and we do mean stroke, Cuntess Suckula rises from her coffin because you have disturbed her 100...