Cuntess Suckula
February 21st, 2012
Trick or treat! You were told by the fat bastard Burger-Master at the village hamburger pub to keep away from the decaying castle. He told you the legend of evil Cuntess Suckula. He told you about her big-jugged reign of Halloween horror that lingers to this day. Why didn't you fucking listen, mate? Now you are trapped in a spider's web of terror, a boner-chilling terror you have never experienced before. Your garlic is useless, unless you brought a plate of spaghetti with you. At the stroke of midnight, and we do mean stroke, Cuntess Suckula rises from her coffin because you have disturbed her 100...
Luminous Linsey
February 15th, 2012
Linsey Dawn has been asked to help out and paint several photographic flats, which are two-sided walls that form the background of a set for photo shoots. All of you can really appreciate that one-piece outfit with its high-rising booty shorts and her towering heels, perfect for climbing step ladders. The paint the boss gave LDM is a special kind of paint, one formulated to cover massive breasts, which Linsey soon discovers early on. It also glows in the dark under UV lighting so do not adjust your monitor or settings when she shuts off the lights. Luminating in the dark makes Linsey lose track of the...
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Horny Flash Back
February 9th, 2012
Social scientists, women's magazine writers and sexologists claim that females are more turned on by the purple prose of literary sex than by the graphic visuals of videos. They cite the huge sales figures of Harlequin romance novels and similar books as additional proof. "Men watch videos and look at photos in magazines; women like to read about sex," they say. "They prefer to use their imagination more." This new Linsey video shakes this opinion up as LDM watches herself in hardcore action (a trailer tape for Ultimate Linsey). More girls are watching pornos and jacking like guys do. Linsey is quiet...