coming soon: Batter Up

You don't usually read the word "cute" when someone is describing the natural-busted bomber girl of magazine, newspaper and TV fame. But how can you not just look at LDM in her polka-dotted cap and itsey-bitsey, teeny-weeny sexpot polka-dotted outfit and think, "Damn, what a cute chick?" Of course, calling Linsey Dawn "cute" doesn't mean that you shouldn't think any rude thoughts. After all, even the cutest of outfits on the cutest of women should be discarded as fast as possible and left on the floor in favor of naked, agile positions that require chiropractic adjustment and a hot bath afterwards. No, it doesn't matter how Linsey is dressed because there's always a powerful desire to see LDM quickly shed those threads completely and expose that firm ass, neatly trimmed bush and incomparable knockers.