Rule Britannia

When was the last time you dropped into a place to raise a pint or two with your mates and you spotted a woman like Linsey? Never? That G-string is a touch of Union Jack genius. This is why the U.K. rules. Remember the song, "There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room?" (By comic Chris Rock) Who cares about anything else when the woman in the champagne room is the world's best built, baddest Brit? Catch LDM unwinding on the leather and strutting her stuff to make you pop a boner. ("And once again: remember this one thing, no matter what a stripper says, there is no sex in the champagne room. And no one goes to Hooters for wings.")