Queen of the Gypsies

Let's face it. Linsey is too spunky and too free-flying a bird to become part of some fat slob's harem. She's no one's slave girl. Still, it's nice to daydream about it. Skip the hookahs but clap your hands and summon the musicians. Linsey would appear with two or three female hand maidens and begin her dance of the 200 veils. That should take a few hours! And well worth the wait, mate!