Linsey Overheated

"I was lucky to see Linsey arriving at London's Luton airport," writes Mr. G. "The queue at immigration did not seem quite so bad because of the boner I had from gazing at the lovely Linsey. She was as luscious as I had hoped and incredibly petite. I was delighted to discover that she had not just been a figment of my imagination for the last few years. Having seen Linsey, I couldn't wait to get home to check out the website."