"I can't help but think that the likelihood of success with a piece of lingerie this classy and this hot, has to be near perfect. Like a 100% shag factor. If I were the gal marketing this piece of lingerie, that's how I'd sell it, 'Lingerie with the guaranteed shag-factor.' I bet they'd sell fabulously! Of course, maybe 'd even model for their catalog. I think I'd be a great spokesperson. I could say, 'Hi, I'm Linsey Dawn McKenzie, and when I wear this, I know I'm guaranteed to get what I want!' 'm certain a lot of women would be rushing out to get one just like this, with that sort of success rate.
"Sure, I don't have to rely on a piece of lingerie when I want to have sex, but I think it adds to it when I wear something like this. I know that the guys I've been with have been quite turned on by me au natural, but even when you can't hide a figure like mine behind some material like this, it adds something exciting. By the time I'm getting peeled out of this kind of outfit, believe me, I'm as wet and ready to get it on as the chap doing the peeling! I wish I had a thousand things just like this in my closet...well, maybe not just like this, I'm sure there are plenty of other designs that would make my pussy wet just by putting them on. Just like this one."
"Then again, maybe if I keep it nobody will notice!"
