Let's Play Doctor

Experiencing stiffness and rigidity? No worries, mates. Linsey Dawn has the right cure for hardening of the man gland. The doctor is in and the doctor is Linsey. Here's why the British health care system is the best in the world. You know the drill. Cough! Now watch as she opens up and says, "Aaaaaahhhhh." With Linsey administering this examination, she can make you this promise: You'll not need a prescription for Viagra or Cialis or any of those new fancy medications. Whatever ails you, if Linsey Dawn can't cure it, she can, at the very least, make you forget about it for a while. We can picture a weekly television show out of this: "Dr. McKenzie, Medicine Woman."